A balanced diet is chocolatel in everything!  ~ Donya Marie

I use chocolate like you use garlic!  ~ Donya Marie

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. ~  G. K. Chesterton

Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise! It has no commander, no overseer or ruler, yet it stores its provision in summer and gathers its food at harvest. (Proverbs 6:6-8 NIV)

For those who love it, cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love. ~ Craig Claiborne

A good cook is a certain slow poisoner, if you are not temperate. ~ Voltaire

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession. ~  W. H. Auden

A good cook is a certain slow poisoner, if you are not temperate” ~  Voltaire

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself.

~ Rose McCaulay

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth.  ~ Bernice Fitz-Gibbon

I don’t even butter my bread; I  consider that cooking.  ~ Katherine Cebrian

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ~ Sandra Boynton

The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn’t waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it.  ~ Mario Batali

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker: an abiding passion for the task, courage to go out on a limb and an impeccable sense of balance.  ~ Bryan Miller

He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~ Sandra Boynton

You have to eat to cook. You can’t be a good cook and be a non-eater. I think eating is the secret to good cooking. ~ Julia Child

It is better to return a borrowed pot with a little something you last cooked in it.   ~Native American Proverb

Eggs Benedict is genius. It’s eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president.  ~ Wylie Dufresne

Tension translates to your guests. They’ll have a much better time having chili and baked potatoes than they would if you did roast duck with a wild cherry sauce and then had to lie down and cry for a while.  ~ Nigella Lawson

We don’t have very much in common anymore. But we do have food in common – I mean, when everything else is done, we eat or die. ~ Alton Brown

The next step is being able to query your refrigerator about whether you need skim or chocolate milk while you’re on the way to the store.  ~ Linda Lee

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.  ~ Julia Child

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.  ~ John Belushi

Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts.  ~ Edmund Leach

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.  ~ George Bernard

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.  ~ Alice May Brock.  Chocolate makes it best! ~ Donya Marie

I don’t like gourmet cooking or “this” cooking or “that” cooking. I like good cooking.  ~ James Beard

It’s the little things in life that really matter – just wish my eyesight was as good as it used to be so I could find those little things!  ~ Donya Marie

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.  ~  Dave Barry

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.  ~ Kim Williams

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want].  And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.  ~ Mel Gibson

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.  ~ Matt Lauer

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.  ~ Sandra Boynton

My greatest strength is… common sense. I’m really a standard brand – like Campbell’s tomato soup or Baker’s chocolate.  ~ Katharine Hepburn

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth. ~ Bernice Fitz-Gibbon

I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.  ~ Katherine Cebrian

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  ~ Charles M. Schulz


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